Laugh Date: Sunday, December 10, 2017

What's Inside

Best of RAH96
Taglines From July 1996


Kodak factory explodes! No film at 11:00.

What if only some of my personalities plead insane?

Writer: it's not just a job, it's a personality disorder!

Windows 2028 - we almost have it right!

Gravity is the chief cause of airplane crashes.

Prayer in the schools? Algebra in the pulpits!

_'m st_p_d ..."Can I buy an 'O', Pat?"

My guru said there would be lifetimes like this...

The average human has one breast and one testicle.

The world will end the day after the warranty expires.

Dance: vertical expression of horizontal desire.

Nightmare: cats with opposable thumbs.

The universe is a strange place. I wish I could remember more about it.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

"Natural laws have no pity." - Lazarus Long

I must hurry, for there they go and I am their leader.

Er, Lieutenant? You just gave artillery our coordinates!

Dwayne Dibley???? - The Cat

Rope. (n) Device used for babysitting.

Captain's log, stardate... Hey Spock! Is this Tuesday?

"Gordon Bennett, it's lucky he's not a gynecologist." - Holly

Windows Rules! But then again, so does Saddam Hussein...

"Rimmer...you are a smeghead." - Todd Hunter

I denies the allegation - and I resents the alligator!

Sometimes they fool you by walking upright.

"Smeee... you're a smeeee...heeeee. A complete and total one. - Kryten

There are those who call me Tim.

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast." - Ace Rimmer

"Your nickname was never 'Ace.' Maybe 'Acehole'." - Lister

If you ain't makin' waves you ain't kickin' hard enough!

"It's the kind of mistake any deranged, half-witted computer could make." - Holly

Perhaps imagination is only intelligence having fun.

Dwayne Dibley???? - The Cat

______________________________

Random Nonsense:
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
 

Classic RAH
Commentaries
Features
Reviews
Shopping
Masthead

 

Search the site:



Advanced Search

Copyright © 1992-2015 Dave Bealer, All Rights Reserved.