Laugh Date: Wednesday, February 21, 2018

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Monty Python and the US Presidency

Adapted for the web by Dave Bealer

Copyright © 2000 Dave Bealer, All Rights Reserved.

Here's a new take on the "Black Knight" sketch from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:


George W. "King Arthur" Bush: "Look you stupid bastard, you lost the election."

Al "The Black Knight" Gore: "No I didn't!"

George W. "King Arthur" Bush: "Well, what's that, then?"

As both men watch, Bush's final (soon to be certified) lead increases from 300 to 930 votes.

Al "The Black Knight" Gore: "I'm invincible!!."

George W. "King Arthur" Bush: "You're a looney."

Al "The Black Knight" Gore: "The New Democrat always triumphs!!"

George W. "King Arthur" Bush (to Cheney): "Come on, let's go prepare for the inauguration."

Al "The Black Knight" Gore (as they leave): "Running away, eh? You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's comin' to you! I'll sue your legs off!!"

(fade out)


Dave Bealer is a fifty-something mainframe systems programmer who works with CICS, z/OS and all manner of nasty acronyms at one of the largest heavy metal shops on the East Coast. He shares a waterfront townhome in Pasadena, MD. with a cat who annoys him endlessly as he assiduously avoids writing for and publishing Random Access Humor. Dave can be reached via e-mail at:


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